Be good to your taste buds. Do not torture them with the likes of broccoli and anchovies. Pamper them with Mars Bars, New Zealand ice cream and homemade cheesecakes. It is about time that we give credit where credit is due for without our ever so essential taste buds, we would never know the difference between liquorice and caramel. Oh the tragedy that would befall us.

(This is by no means an informative diary entry; the only message here is to eat well and get fat).